08 July 2010

Caption Contest No. 1: 'Red Bull Calling'

  • "Yes, Cattle Commissioner?"
  • "You've reached the 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 34th Infantry Division--home of the Red Bulls. Please listen carefully to the following menu options: To request fire support, press '1.' To report an insurgency, press '2.' ..."
  • "Honey, there's a Mr. Bull on the phone for you. Something about a deployment?"
  • "Hang on, Sparky--let me patch you through!"
  • "The first rule of Help Desk is--don't talk about Help Desk!"
  • "Why is the brigade's Help Desk number unlisted?"
  • "I just herd the phone ring."
  • "This had better not be a combat-booty call!"
Think you can do better? Add your suggestions to the comments section to this post!

6 comments:

  1. Bull says, "I was still alive when I was put on hold..."
    PDV

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  2. Bull says, "I was still alive when I was put on hold... look at me now!"

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  3. You have reached the Red Bull hot line. At the tone, drop your patty and it will be shoveled in the order of it’s odor.

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  4. Red Bull hot line. If you want it today please hang up and call the Navy at 1-800-EATSHIT.

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  5. "Hello you have reached the Red Bull hot line. Please attempt to hold for 8 seconds"

    Pax

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  6. Hello Red Bull, you have a collect call from How Now Brown Cow. Will you accept this call?

    Hello?

    Hello?

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